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Dear Alexandria, Every day you’re away, the swamp feels a little less swampy and a little more… damp and depressing. The frogs keep asking where you are, and honestly, I’m running out of excuses. I miss you more than an ogre misses his privacy, and I love you more than a dragon loves setting things on fire. The mud puddles aren’t the same without you, and neither is my heart. Please come back to the swamp soon! I’ve already started planning our wedding. So far, the guest list includes three frogs, a suspicious raccoon, and whatever creature keeps stealing my onions. It’s going to be magical. Until then, I’ll be staring dramatically into the swamp water and pretending I’m in a romance movie. Love forever and ever, Shreky Poo 💚🧅🐸💍 (Disclaimer: wedding plans may currently consist of doodles and onion-themed decorations.) 😆