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My water broke
RIP (My bank account) It was very broke
A bottle of water 💦 that says “Hide my fish!“ on it
🎉🤣💧✨Splish-splash! Erika, in a wacky floral hospital gown, hilariously drenched herself with a giant neon water jug as I, sporting sparkly braces, teetered on roller skates and bumped my teeth on a comically oversized stone. Laughter erupted like confetti, turning the night into a bizarre hospital party! 😂🦷🎊
Dear Alexandria, Every day you’re away, the swamp feels a little less swampy and a little more… damp and depressing. The frogs keep asking where you are, and honestly, I’m running out of excuses. I miss you more than an ogre misses his privacy, and I love you more than a dragon loves setting things on fire. The mud puddles aren’t the same without you, and neither is my heart. Please come back to the swamp soon! I’ve already started planning our wedding. So far, the guest list includes three frogs, a suspicious raccoon, and whatever creature keeps stealing my onions. It’s going to be magical. Until then, I’ll be staring dramatically into the swamp water and pretending I’m in a romance movie. Love forever and ever, Shreky Poo 💚🧅🐸💍 (Disclaimer: wedding plans may currently consist of doodles and onion-themed decorations.) 😆
An Anime Comic book story of a Chunky Small but Muscular and more Muscle than Fat ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose. Wearing a Tight Basketball. Sitting on bench after practice drenched in sweat looking at his girl crush saying how was “ hey my name is Jeremiah”. and her blushing and looking into his eyes saying “I love you”. Then he says “I think your pretty” then they Hug and kiss. And there foreheads touch and they nose rub and they giggle and Start to date from then on. And they did a lot of sleepovers and they Went to Pools and Water parks together and had fun and Travled
An Anime Comic book story of a Chunky Small but Muscular and more Muscle than Fat ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose. Wearing a Tight Basketball. Sitting on bench after practice drenched in sweat looking at his girl crush saying how was “ hey my name is Jeremiah”. and her blushing and looking into his eyes saying “I love you”. Then he says “I think your pretty” then they Hug and kiss. And there foreheads touch and they nose rub and they giggle and Start to date from then on. And they did a lot of sleepovers and they Went to Pools and Water parks together and had fun and Travled
An Anime Comic book story of a Chunky Small but Muscular and more Muscle than Fat ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose. Wearing a Tight Basketball. Sitting on bench after practice drenched in sweat looking at his girl crush saying how was “ hey my name is Jeremiah”. and her blushing and looking into his eyes saying “I love you”. Then he says “I think your pretty” then they Hug and kiss. And there foreheads touch and they nose rub and they giggle and Start to date from then on. And they did a lot of sleepovers and they Went to Pools and Water parks together and had fun and Travled
a cartoon character with a caption that reads, when i get my heart broken
A Full page Anime Comic book story of a masculine and Bulky ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American 20 year old with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose and left cheek and right eye brow. Wearing a College Swimming spirit shirt and swimming trunks and Dark Red Hair and Black Roots. At a fast food Place drenched in water and a towel around his neck and has his shirt of and midway through conversation puts it on at the cash register with the old lady at the cash register and saying I’m handsome right. And Making a Warm, cute and hot smile. She says of course you are. And then a beautiful girl Walks. And she looks at him and says you also sooo handsome and starts staring into his eye an drooling and Grandma says tell me about it. he says thanks I get that a lot I’m the main model for Swim team uniforms. And blush’s but is scared cause she is making him uncomfortable. A and he says says I’m gonna wash my car and she says “great I would love to see you shirtless” and he goes no you wouldn’t. And runs away, and she starts to chase him
A Full page Anime Comic book story of a masculine and Bulky ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American 20 year old with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose and left cheek and right eye brow. Wearing a College Swimming spirit shirt and swimming trunks and Dark Red Hair and Black Roots. At a fast food Place drenched in water and a towel around his neck and has his shirt of and midway through conversation puts it on at the cash register flirting with the old lady at the cash register and saying I’m handsome right. And Making a Warm, cute and hot smile. She says of course you are. And then a beautiful girl Walks in and then he makes funny faces to make her laugh and she goes your funny. And she looks at him and says you also really handsome and starts staring into his eyes. he says thanks I get that a lot. And blush’s but is scared cause she is making him uncomfortable. A and says I’m gonna wash my car and she says great. I would love to see you shirtless and he goes no you wouldn’t. And runs away, and she starts to chase him
A Full page Anime Comic book story of a masculine and Bulky ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American 20 year old with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose and left cheek and right eye brow. Wearing a College Swimming spirit shirt and swimming trunks and Dark Red Hair and Black Roots. At a fast food Place drenched in water and a towel around his neck and has his shirt of and midway through conversation puts it on at the cash register flirting with the old lady at the cash register and saying I’m handsome right. And Making a Warm, cute and hot smile. She says of course you are. And then a beautiful girl Walks. And she looks at him and says you also sooo handsome and starts staring into his eye an drooling and Grandma says tell me about it. he says thanks I get that a lot I’m the main model for Swim team uniforms. And blush’s but is scared cause she is making him uncomfortable. A and he says says I’m gonna wash my car and she says “great I would love to see you shirtless” and he goes no you wouldn’t. And runs away, and she starts to chase him
A Full page Anime Comic book story of a masculine and Bulky ANIME Cute Bara Man Who looks Normal and American 20 year old with a round facial Structure and Basic facial structure With Puffy and Big Pecs that are visible through the shirt and Biceps and Bandaid on his nose and left cheek and right eye brow. Wearing a College Swimming spirit shirt and swimming trunks and Dark Red Hair and Black Roots. At a fast food Place drenched in water and a towel around his neck and has his shirt of and midway through conversation puts it on at the cash register flirting with the old lady at the cash register and saying I’m handsome right. And Making a Warm, cute and hot smile. She says of course you are. And then a beautiful girl Walks. And she looks at him and says you also sooo handsome and starts staring into his eye an drooling and Grandma says tell me about it. he says thanks I get that a lot I’m the main model for Swim team uniforms. And blush’s but is scared cause she is making him uncomfortable. A and he says says I’m gonna wash my car and she says “great I would love to see you shirtless” and he goes no you wouldn’t. And runs away, and she starts to chase him
yo, yo yo my bro
Broken Wisdom tooth on back right side omg, it’s half broken and I’m balling my eyes out
And my only bestie friend forever
Eliot wolf says burp Oreo the corgi says give me a weed deer says my metal protogen is broken deer says weh and Eliot the wolf says I’m glurp I’m inflated Eliot wolf says I’m fat Oreo the corgi says see you eat macaron
MY LIFE WITH THE WALTER BOYS
My life with the Walter boys
a broken red heart with a crack in the middle
A teary-eyed puppy with a broken heart in the background.
my melody sanrio
the words On my way
Create a tv watching my life with the Walter boys
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the words I love my bed
the words Not my fault
the words I love my cat
the words In my opinion
Back in my day
Back in my day
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the words Not my problem
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